DEAN WAS A DEMON THE ENTIRE FINALE!
THAT’S WHY HE DIDN’T EAT HIS BURGER
WHEN HAS DEAN EVER NOT EATEN A FUCKING BURGER!
HE DID NOT HAVE AN APPETITE! DEMONS DON’T HAVE APPETITES!
AND HE WOKE UP SAM TWO HOURS AFTER THEY GOT IN! BECAUSE HE COULDN’T FUCKING SLEEP! DEMONS DON’T SLEEEEEEP!
AND THAT’S WHY GADREEL ASKED WHAT THAT SMELL WAS WHEN HE CAME IN THE BUNKER! AND CROWLEY TOO! THE ROTTEN EGG SMELL OF SULFUR!
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING
Dear JK Rowling,
If you are going to do spinoffs, can you PLEASE do one on the Marauder’s Map? I want to know more about Lily, James, Sirius, Peter, Remus, and Snape. I want to know more about their years at Hogwarts. I want to know about Tom Riddle and the house rivalries. I want to see Dumbledore as a teacher and Hagrid as a teen. I want to know them all better.
I would sell my soul for this movie. Or even better, book.